if its not obvious, I have been sleeping like crap.

howdy besties!

I am 4 days behind! Oops! But in August we are officially celebrating Summerween!!!! AAAHHHHHH!!!!!! I love Spooky Season so any time to celebrate it is awesome.

This month (as a certified Romero fan) we are reading Pay the Piper!!

I realize every time I send an email, I guess this could just be a pattern post? and maybe I should do both? like everyone else— or like a reasonable person, instead of spamming your inboxes with rants and ravings? idk. thoughts?

do you guys even read my emails????

Alligator Point, Louisiana, population 141: Young Renée Pontiac has heard stories of “the Piper”—a murderous swamp entity haunting the bayou—her entire life. But now the legend feels horrifically real: children are being taken and gruesomely slain. To resist, Pontiac and the town’s desperate denizens will need to acknowledge the sins of their ancestors—the infamous slave traders, the Pirates Lafitte. If they don’t . . . it’s time to pay the piper.

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insane TV show broadcasted through the galaxy with miserable earthlings fighting for their lives to survive levels of the dungeon. Carl has no pants, no shoes and an AI obsessed with those little monster squishing toes.

I've been shoveling this series in like a LitRPG maniac. I love Carl and I LOVE Princess Donut.

I can’t even describe the type of book or show you’d have to like to get into these, because I didn’t think I’d be so into it. I’ve played a little D&D, so I guess that had an impact? But idk. Good fun political commentary, silly monsters, horrible space people.

These books are so funny, honestly. Super cringe, worst of the Earth humor but I am loosing it. I’m officially on book 5!!! and 60% done.

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sad. just so sad.

Lulu starts to lose it. just a little, day by day. but it’s the 50s so no one really cares, until they care too much. and then its too late for Lulu. very very good book.

sooooo much weirder than I expected. fun little thriller.

kid draws weird stuff and the former drug addict babysitter starts to lose her mind thinking her little cottage is haunted. but that’s not all…

fable!!

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