howdy friends!

its July, we’re doing non-fiction!!!! and it reads so nicely because essays I think? what do you all think so far?

I realize every time I send an email, I guess this could just be a pattern post? and maybe I should do both? like everyone else— or like a reasonable person, instead of spamming your inboxes with rants and ravings? idk. thoughts?

i’m also supposed to be writing for an online magazine (and we’re a year old) but…. writing is hard? pulling my thoughts, and rants and ravings, together into coherent sentences for the masses is difficult and sometimes I really don’t know what to say?

mini review

ozempic created by evil mormons that think fat is the worst thing someone could be. and then some crimes. and a smidge of cannibalism-- but in a casual way.

i had high expectations because of the paleontologist, and i expected more of a horror/thriller— honestly don’t know why because i read the paleontologist (lol). but i think i’m just sad…. like i think i’m actually just so sad for (most) everyone in the book.

i loved the way it was written, including the blog posts, emails, and health journal entries really allowed the reader to know how Emmett thinks.

i saw one review about the cannibalism being “an afterthought”, but it wasn’t the point of the story (to me), so i think it fit right in. could there have been more intentional cannibalism? always.

if you liked this, try:

Piglet

The Dead Husband Cookbook

monthly recommendations

lovely, very funny witches try to bring down the handsome gay prince left on a doorstep, as is typical of local witches.

Gretsella is a sometimes wicked witch, that has to do what’s best for her son, that she sometimes really cares for, when he is whisked off the be the prince. but, the poor boy is not bright sometimes, but is so very nice!

I am also currently enjoying The Ruthless Lady's Guide to Wizardry by her as well.

fame isn’t always made out to be. sometimes it’s literally evil. and obsessed with a specific shade of red.

Imagine an elite boarding school for dancer, actors and singers, but they own every aspect of you, and things sometimes get really creepy but this is supposed to be the best thing for those that want to rise to stardom. right? oh and doppelgängers.

mail club!

I will have very special July boxes and envelopes sent out next weekend. i’m excited! it won’t be the same as June, because i’m trying something new… but everyone gets extra stuff this month and hopefully a good book to enjoy.

super grateful for you guys being on this journey with me, and it gets a little difficult when I want everything to be unique, so bear with me.

and please email or dm me if you ever don’t like your box!!!

I mean it!

and I know all of you guys are from patreon, lol, but if you ever want to change your tier… and because i’m trying something else again, and dragging you guys with me..

new newsletter discount code good until the end of the month: TRYME

use it for 10% off your first month, all tiers!

new from Limeade Mag

Thanks again, and always for connecting with me like this.

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